Well, let’s see how a Nigeria celebrity reacts to his own call of nature.
Popular Nigerian actor, James Ikechukwu Esomugha, better known as Jim Iyke, took to his Instagram page on Sunday to talk about his trip to Enugu and how he answered to call of nature by the side of the road, because he could no longer hold it.
According to Jim Iyke, on his way to Enugu, he decided to pull over by the road to urinate when he could no longer ‘hold it’, because his ‘bladder’ was already ‘overflowing’ due to what he described as ‘last night’s indulgence’ (perhaps too much alcohol the night before).
“Road trip back to Enugu. Bladder overflowing from last night’s indulgence. Kept bidding time to make it to the gents. Finally pulled over by the road. Barely made it before a wardrobe malfunction. Don’t f%@# with nature y’all! Nothing like fresh breeze on the “TOOL” as u take care of personal biz in the wild.
I love the motherland!!” Jim Iyke said.
But, an angry fan identified as @Kwamedee did not take it softly with him.
@Kwammdee described what Jim Iyke just done as ‘African behaviour’, telling the actor that he could not try such abroad. The commenter also accused him of polluting African environment, calling him a ‘grown up fool.’
@Kwamedee: “Africans behavior, Jim can u urinate on road side in abroad? Hell NO but wen u come to Africa see what u r doing u think u r a small boy abi,grown up fool.”
Jim Iyke could not tame his anger; he had to blast the angry commenter.
Reacting, he described @Kwamdee, as ‘an angry social media idiot’. The actor did not stop there. He said the name, Kwame, could have originated from Asia.
The actor said he only made the post for fun, because he believes he’s the type that sees humour in certain human failings. He said the post was for his fans, who understood it and found it funny, but not the so-called @Kwamedee
Read the rest of Jim Iyke’s reaction to @Kwamedee below:
“Dear Angry social media Idiot. Africans? I suppose Kwame is an Asian name! I stand corrected of course. lol.
“Try new York, London, milan, Tokyo, istanbul, Antwerp, Amsterdam. Most of the cities we ‘re in awe of have rank odour in many parts, due to people relieving themselves indiscriminately.
“I held mine till I almost had issues, and my driver had to pull over. It was the edge of a forest, with erosion and constant flood.You’d rather I piss on myself to be politically correct. Abi?
“I posted becaus I believe to see humour in certain human failings. My fans and friends get the joke. We live to have a laugh. It’s not for nitwits and the faint at heart. Certainly not for you.
“You had to create an acct for your comments? E pain you like that? Na ya TOOL I use? Cowards are the lowest. Google next time. I forgive you. Your waton stupidity has absolved you. Go in peace, dear angry, misinformed, disillusioned and depressed social media person. It’s Monday. Let’s get it.”
Moments later, the actor made another IG post, apologising to fans for ‘pissing’ by the road side, saying he did as a result of nature’s call.
Read the IG post below:
Did Jim Iyke really need to apologise for answering ‘nature’s call’?
Well, according to him, the very spot he pulled over to urinate is the edge of a forest, with erosion and constant flood. And looking at the picture in his post, it seems he’s speaking the truth. The spot is really bushy and deserted.
For sure, he couldn’t have pulled over to urinate by the side of the road if there was any nearby petrol station with a toilet
Or what do you say to this, folks? You believe Jim Iyke isn’t such a bad guy?
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